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Training For Punks

March 2, 2013
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Looks like I’m not the only one with this training regiment.

Q: Didn’t you once run in the Paris Marathon?
Joe: Yep. I ran three of them.
Q: Correct me if I’m wrong but is it also true that you never trained for any of them?
Joe: You shouldn’t really ask me about my training regime, you know.
Q: Why?
Joe: Because it’s not good and I wouldn’t want people to copy it.
Q: Don’t make me beat it out of you.
Joe: Okay, you want it, here it is. Drink 10 pints of beer the night before the race. Ya got that? And don’t run a single step at least four weeks before the race.
Q: No running at all?
Joe: No, none at all. And don’t forget the 10 pints of beer the night before. But make sure you put a warning in this article, “Do not try this at home.” I mean, it works for me and Hunter Thompson but it might not work for others. I can only tell you what I do.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. March 2, 2013 1:45 am

    too bad he dropped dead of a massive coronary @ the age of 50. slow & steady wins the race…..not that i have a clue about ANY of this.

  2. March 2, 2013 2:28 am

    that buys me 7 years.

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