Child of God Parts 1 and 2

I am a special needs child of God
And I don’t believe in an interventionist God
Unless I’m listening to her
But it takes 10 miles to get a dial tone
And then heavy breathing

I am a special needs child of God
And I don’t believe in an interventionist God
Unless I’m listening to her
But after 10 miles of heavy breathing
All I get is a
Dial tone